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Wayne Rooney leaves DC United stars ‘horrified’ over his penis size in bizarre team talk

Manchester United legend Wayne Rooney left the ‘majority’ of DC United squad ‘bemused’ by a shocking team talk over his small penis, according to reports.

After leaving Derby County – who spent almost an entire campaign in administration and were relegated to League One – at the end of the 2021-22 season, Rooney joined Major League Soccer side DC United as manager.




The Washington DC-based side finished rock bottom of the Eastern Conference with only 27 points from their 34 games played, with most of the damage done even before the arrival of Rooney.

With DC United going through a poor run of form, a source has told The Sun that Rooney attempted a rousing ‘triumph over adversity speech’ during a particular team talk.

The Sun reports that Rooney ‘left his players gobsmacked by telling them of his small willy’ with his sense of humour not translating to his players.

A source told The Sun: ‘It was very funny and he hoped using personal references would make it look like the speech was from the heart.




‘But the majority of his side were left bemused and struggled to understand what his sex life and size of his manhood had anything to do with what happens on the pitch.

‘A few of the young lads were horrified. They don’t share the same British sense of humour.’




It is believed that Rooney ‘opened up about his off-field mistakes’ and explained how he managed to recover from them all.

Rooney has been in the headline recently after Cristiano Ronaldo called him out for criticising the Portuguese star over his behaviour at Manchester United.

Ronaldo and United mutually agreed to terminate his contract on Tuesday after the 37-year-old’s interview with Piers Morgan.

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